Pardon Me While I Burst into Flames

Sometimes I just need to rant.
My boyfriend brought me home at 9:54 p.m. and now I have nothing to do...Ergo this post
I want a new job. Working at Forever 21 is fun and all, but I'd like something a little more practical
We have no toilet paper in my house except for the roll I stole from Kyle's house today
I can't stand rude, selfish people who have been coddled by their parents forever
I don't have any juice
I want ice cream
I've now moved to the top bunk and my phone charger doesn't reach that far, so I have to sleep with my laptop
I don't like when people don't respect other people's things. IT'S SO RUDE.
Hypocrites.
I need a new pair of moccasins. Pair number four?
I have to get up early to finish an English essay that I could be doing right now...ha
Ali isn't home
Immature people
I think I'm gaining weight
One of my favorite tank tops totally ripped
I have zero cute church clothes
These are the reasons my heart is so full of hatred today. :)   


On a happier note! It was 65 degrees today. I was so excited when I walked out of the house in flip flops. I can't wait until 65 is the low instead of the high. Kyle got a kitty cam for Shelby. It's way cool. It records everything from her point of view. The semester is almost over! Today was my last day for both of my Tuesday/Thursday classes. That means I get to go home soon. Oh oh! I'm going to General Conference on Sunday morning. Kyle and I have tickets. I'm stoked. 

You Might be From Ohio if...

Ohio (Uh-hi-uh)
1. You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange
2. You know all four season: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction
3. You live less than 30 miles from some college or university 
4. You know what a buckeye really is and you have a recipe for them (they are my favorite!)
5. "Towards the lake" means "north" and "towards the river" means "south"
6. You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths
7. You can spell words like Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Wapakoneta, and you know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati
8. "Vacation" means spending the day at Cedar point!
9. You measure distance in minutes
10. Your school classes were canceled because of cold
11. Your school classes were canceled because of heat
12. You've had to switch from heat to AC in the same day
13. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition IE: "Where is my coat at?" (I HATE when people do this)
14. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked
15. You know what "pop" is 
16. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snow suit
17. Driving is better in the winter because the pot holes are filled with snow 

That last one is my favorite!

Sleep is Overrated

Even though I'm exhausted, I can't sleep. There are a few reasons for that, but those aren't important. I guess I could share a couple of the reason with you. First of all, one of my roommates is in her room singing like she's about to try out for American Idol. This is what Simon would say to her, "OKAY OKAY OKAY, that's enough. Now do you honestly think that was good?" (British accent of course). Not to mention it's 2:18 am. Is she unaware of this? I mean I know I'm awake, but I'm blogging, which is almost a silent task. The rest of my roommates are watching a movie downstairs probably on the loudest volume setting possible. Do they mind? Sorry I don't have a life and I'm trying to sleep in the middle of the night on a Saturday. Anyways, work was good today. I worked my first eight hour shift, but it was actually the most fun day I've ever had at work. I felt like a 90 year old lady when I got off though. My back hurt, my neck hurt, and my feet hurt from standing all day. Oh thank goodness! Now someone is playing music to add to the noise! COOOOL. I'm not sure if I should scream really loud and try to get everyone's attention at once or if I should just sit here on the computer until the whole house is quiet? I've been thinking about this song all day and it's a good one, so I shall share!
If you're going out with someone new
I'm going out with someone too
I won't feel sorry for me, I'm getting drunk
But I'd much rather be somewhere with you
Laughing loud on a carnival ride, yeah
Driving around on a Saturday night
You made fun of me for singing my song
Got a hotel room just to turn you on
You said pick me up at three a.m.
You're fighting with your mom again
And I'd go, I'd go, I'd go somewhere with you
I won't sit outside your house
And wait for the lights to go out
Call up an ex to rescue me, climb in their bed
When I'd much rather sleep somewhere with you
Like we did on the beach last summer
When the rain came down and we took cover
Down in your car, out by the pier
You laid me down, whispered in my ear
I hate my life, hold on to me
Ah, if you ever decide to leave
Then I'll go, I'll go, I'll go
I can go out every night of the week
Can go home with anybody I meet
But it's just a temporary high 'cause when I close my eyes
I'm somewhere with you, somewhere with you
If you see me out on the town
And it looks like I'm burning it down
You won't ask and I won't say
But in my heart I'm always somewhere with you
Laughing loud on a carnival ride, yeah
Driving around on a Saturday night
You made fun of me for singing my song
Got a hotel room just to turn you on
You said pick me up at three a.m.
You're fighting with your mom again
And I'd go, I'd go, I'd go
I can go out every night of the week
Can go home with anybody I meet
But it's just a temporary high 'cause when I close my eyes
I'm somewhere with you, somewhere with you
Somewhere with you
I'm somewhere with you
I'm somewhere with you
Somewhere with you
Somewhere with you
Thanks Kenny Chesney <3


Oh I forgot to mention, Lady Gaga was in Salt Lake City tonight and let me tell ya, the real freaks come out when Gaga is in town! So many people were doing their last minute Gaga shopping at F21 today and it was not a pretty sight. I had a woman hold up a pair of underwear and tell me that's what she was wearing to the concert. Congrats on being a freak show, lady. 

Two Posts in One Day?

Well all the talk about the zoo and spring in my last post made me think about all the reasons why I cannot wait for summertime! And they go something like this...

I get to go to Ohio and see all my friends and family!

Pretty flowers! Flowers covering the ground is so much more of a pleasant sight than snow.

More walks to temple square.

Flip flops! I love flip flops almost more than anything. 

OR bare feet. I would go barefoot all the time if I could. 

Warm weather of course. I would take being hot over being cold, ANY day.

No school. No school. No school. I think my brain is ready for a break.

P.S. When I was searching for the bare feet picture, I typed "bear feet" into google and I was so confused as to why so many pictures of bears popped up....Major blonde moment. 

Just a Simple Update

Let me start by sharing with you the WORST song/music video ever. That is all I have to say about this.

It has recently come to my attention that I only start blogs when I ever so nicely let my boyfriend play Halo while I'm at his house. I usually never finish those ones, but I will try and finish this one. I guess the reason I never post blogs anymore is because I simply have nothing that exciting to talk about. A typical day usually goes something like this:

I wake up

I go to class

I hang out with Kyle until he goes to class

Sometimes I go to work

I do my  homework

I hang out with Kyle
And I go to sleep

Most of the time Kyle and I just watch movies and TV because we are both tired from work and school and he doesn't get out of class until late. Sometimes we do exciting things though. Last weekend we went to the zoo! I do love the zoo, but I must say, the one we went to is nowhere near being as awesome as the Columbus Zoo. EXCEPT the giraffe exhibit. It was so cool because the giraffes got so close! And the bad news of the week...Ali's car got broken into! They broke her window and took her work purse. The weird part about the situation is there was nothing in her work purse except her badge that gets her into the airport for work. She had a camera on her seat and cash in the car and they didn't take any of that. Terrorist trying to get through airport security? I think yes. I can't tell if spring is here or not. I'm getting mixed signals from the weather. It's been pretty warm and rainy. I hope spring is here because I've been dying since October to bust my flip flops back out. 

Keep Calm and Carry On

Since my whole blog the first of February was basically all about Bones, I figure the first post of March should have a little somethin' somethin' about Bones in it. Kyle and I finished season five and guess what? Season six isn't on DVD yet...what the heck am I going to do? It could be months before it comes out. And of course they left it on the biggest cliffhanger everrrrr. I'm salty. Sadly, my news about Bones is the most exciting thing that has happened to me lately. School is same old same old. Although, the other day Susan, Ali, and I basically rolled around in money. Ali always saves up her tips from work and the other day she decided to take all of her coins to the bank. The most epic part was when she paid our landlord 350 dollars ALL in one dollar bills. HA! His face was priceless. 

Ali, Haleigh, and I went shopping yesterday. There is a spring formal and a ball on Saturday, both of which Kyle thinks he is too cool to attend. But, Ali found a very pretty coral dress to wear to the spring formal and Haleigh is wearing her gorgeous purple dress she wore to prom. By helping Ali pick out her dress, I felt like I was living vicariously through her. Almost like I was going to the formal myself. :) Not that I'm getting married or anything....but I've spent the past day and a half doing nothing but looking at wedding dresses. I've never been super picky about things like this, it took me about five minutes to pick out my prom dress, but I've looked at about 100 different sites with dresses and I have seen very few that I even KIND OF like. I have a feeling this is whole picking out a wedding dress thing is going to be a lot harder than I thought it would be. Maybe it will be different when I actually try them on!

New favorite quote:

"I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles." —Audrey Hepburn